CNN did some news coverage on how CNN did a report on CNN using beam-in holographic technology
(Source: CNN)
trying to initiate conversation with cute people is like trying to lick your elbow while you’re on fire
there’s actually a kind of porn where a teen has sex with a person in a panda suit that wears a strap-on

please follow these instructions:
1. go to my blog
2. click the ask link
3. say hi
4. watch as we slowly but surely engage in friendly conversation
5. BECOME FRIENDS
6. REJOICE
please follow these instructions:
1. go to my blog
2. click the ask link
3. say hi
4. watch as we slowly but surely engage in friendly conversation
5. BECOME FRIENDS
6. REJOICE

The boys on the seventh floor of my building are having a “Steve-Off” to see which Steve is the best Steve

Guys, this is totally real. I was invited to the event just now on facebook.
What.
when i was like 12 i wrote a story about panic! at the disco and how i won a trip to LA to go on tour with them and they ended up raping me and i titled it “everything goes according to plan”
omg i don’t even remember making this post
when i was like 12 i wrote a story about panic! at the disco and how i won a trip to LA to go on tour with them and they ended up raping me and i titled it “everything goes according to plan”
my friend thought it was legend of korea omg hahaha
reblogging because yolo
you only leaf once











